Winning, and failing, at the same time.

BEHOLD!  The newest Starbucks whole-bean anthem, by way of myself and my good friend (and fellow Latte-land indentured servant) Angie.  Yeah, so we don't actually work at a mythical place called Latte-land, but you knew that already.  And if you didn't before, you will now.  So!  Slap on your green apron, raise your Trenta high, and sing along to the tune of "It's a Small World After All!"

It's a cup of laughter, a cup of tears
This addictive crack's been around for years
They don't pay me enough
But I still drink this stuff
It is Starbucks after all!

It's a Starbucks after all! (x4)

There's Sumatra blend,
Our best-seller yet!
And Caffe Verona
For Juliet
There's Komodo, and Yu-
Kon and Kenya's there too!
This is Starbucks after all!

(Chorus)

There's Estima, House Blend
So raise a toast!
Guatemala Antigua
And then Gold Coast
Don't forget good ol' Pike!
It's the one that we like!
And we brew it all day long...

(New chorus!)
Italian Blend's bellisimo
French Roast makes your chest hair grow
Espresso revs your engine - GO!
These are dark, dark roasts!

Mild coffee drinkers like Breakfast Blend
And our Bono fans like their Starbucks (RED)
Costs an arm and a leg,
Then agian, it's Fair Trade!
And it's Starbucks after all!!!!!

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No, we are not including the seasonal beans.  They adjusted our meds just in time.